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FY4TO ROBIN HOOD LAND.

By FY4MIKEH in

Blackpool FC


5 years ago
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
Another trip away had arrived, and as I arrived at the Highfield at 8.45am, I could see the minibus and the majority of the party that were assembled. I quickly joined them to be greeted by hey Mike it's PC Daws who is one of our posters on BHS. A really nice guy and it was a pleasure to put another face to a name.

This trip quiete a few of the regulars were missing, but our numbers were bolstered by a group of Muckers, and I can tell you, you would be glad to have them if it got naughty in Notts.

We climbed aboard and our genial hosts Bob and Hazel set out the ground rules for the day ie have a piss now, as the first stop is Knutsford.

As normal the 2 missing links Rodders and Hills joined Bob on the front seats, and Rodders opening gambit to Bob was, did you have a shag last night.

As we set off Rodders produced a muller rice and started to eat his healthy breakfast whilst asking if the Grand National would be screened at the match. Of course it will was the reply, they will stop the match for it Rodders, and he believed us.

As we got well into the journey, and a very noisy one it was, with the mucker group giving us their famous song of a previous game against Forest at home a couple of seasons ago, We had em in the Castle, we had em in the Hound, the only place that they were safe, was in the fucking ground. Rodders asked if anyone had any deoderant. Hazel produced some and so did Broughy and after a few squirts the bus resembled a sequence dancers outing to Mansfield and not a Barmy bunch of soccer supporters.

Entering the outskirts of Nottingham Hills asked where Peter Shilton lived, and to appease him I said that big White House there Andy, next to Larry Lloyds.

We made our way to Notts County supporters club, which I can tell you is very nice, and they made us very welcome. FY4 were the first there, followed by Leyland and Chorley, Yorkshire Seasiders and last but not least our old mates Traitor Tours with tales of how they had dined out on Fillet Steak, accompanied in Hoggys case with a lovely Bernaise Sauce.... Bollocks, more like pudding and chips from a lay bye trailor.

A young barmaid appeared and Rodders was asked what would you do with that ? Get a hard on was his response.

On the way up the CEO of traitor tours was contacted by his new love, who enquired how his Bow and Arrow was, and wether it was throbbing. Well you can imagine the response he received from rammy and the lads.

2pm we decided to make our way to the ground, and walking next to the River Trent, Rodders was told to not fall in as it might result in a Tsunami .

We got in the ground, and I have to say we had a poor turnout, but made plenty of noise, generated mainly by our good selves. The mucker lads piped up with the Castle and Hound song again and we sang and cheered the mighty on to a good point, in our quest to survive.

The trip back was rowdy with chants of Big Bobs Barmy Army, The Castle and Hound of course, We are the Muckers we come from the sea, but the highlight had to be Broughy dropping his pants and mooning at a BISA coach near Uttoxeter.

One other highlight was Rodders asking Bob if he could have the pleasure of his wife.

Well Hazels response was not what Rodders wanted, and as she had told him off, he started to self harm cutting himself.

To be honest if Shipman, West and Philpott had have been on, you would have felt you were travelling with sane people, and pulling into blighty, Bob said he would drop us all off at Parkwood instead of the Highfield.



Yet again another memorable day on FY4 THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL. Thanks again to Bob and Hazel, and I have to give a mention to our little passenger Lucas, who was 4yrs old, and was a diamond all day, that ate for Britain and kept asking Hazel for some of her dirty coke. Well she gave him some un dirty coke, if you get my drift.
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By tangerine77 5 years ago
:thumbsup::laugh:
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By Qblock87 5 years ago
Its a good job you're sane Mike to keep em all in check:(
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By tangerine77 5 years ago
Hills and Rodders are there to keep everyone in check.
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
tangerine77 wrote:

Hills and Rodders are there to keep everyone in check.





They were the sanest on there, trust me.
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By blackpool ger 5 years ago
Haha great read Mike.
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By rydercup 5 years ago
Mike my bow and arrow is still intack ! Good trip by fy4 bob and hazel
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
The mind boggles Mike! Care to explain 'bow and arrow'?!!:laugh:
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By pcdaws 5 years ago
Great read as ever Mike, pleasure to meet you too. :0)
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By blackpool ger 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

The mind boggles Mike! Care to explain 'bow and arrow'?!!:laugh:





You forget what a Bow and Arrow is Hotpot? Just cos you are 52 doesn't mean bedtime is just for sleeping lol.
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By tangerinejezza 5 years ago
:thumbsup: nice one mike :thumbsup:
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
blackpool ger wrote:



You forget what a Bow and Arrow is Hotpot? Just cos you are 52 doesn't mean bedtime is just for sleeping lol.





I'm 57 ger and I haven't forgot.:laugh:
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
rydercup wrote:

Mike my bow and arrow is still intack ! Good trip by fy4 bob and hazel





Glad to hear it is still in good working order. Maid Marion confirmed it earlier.:laugh:
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
blackpool ger wrote:



You forget what a Bow and Arrow is Hotpot? Just cos you are 52 doesn't mean bedtime is just for sleeping lol.



Can't forget what you've never heard of Ger! But i'm getting the drift! And i'm not saying what I get up to in bed either! That's between me, hubby and the bedposts!:laugh:
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Can't forget what you've never heard of Ger! But i'm getting the drift! And i'm not saying what I get up to in bed either! That's between me, hubby and the bedposts!:laugh:





And don't forget Q with his little Jews harp.
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
FY4MIKEH wrote:



And don't forget Q with his little Jews harp.



Twang! :laugh:
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Twang! :laugh:





Was that his grubby Y fronts elastic.:laugh:
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
FY4MIKEH wrote:



Was that his grubby Y fronts elastic.:laugh:



I couldn't possibly say Mike! Difficult to tell all the way down here, I'm sure he's got a washing machine anyway! :oops:
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By GynnSquarePhoenix 5 years ago
great post Mike.
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By rammyboy1973 5 years ago
:D
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
rammyboy1973 wrote:

:D





No comment rammy on the bow and arrow thing.
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By tangerine77 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Can't forget what you've never heard of Ger! But i'm getting the drift! And i'm not saying what I get up to in bed either! That's between me, hubby and the bedposts!:laugh:





And Q and his camcorder
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
tangerine77 wrote:



And Q and his camcorder





He has it on a tripod.
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
That's not a tripod Mike ;):laugh::laugh:
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By jewdrop 5 years ago
Hi Jewdrop here aka Maid Marion, just like to say love being part if the Round Table. FY4 only way to travel.. knights in shining armour travelled without me on Saturday, as i was preparing my very own Sir RyderCup for his long journey with his own green tights brigade....Sir RyderCup was treated to a hearty breakfast to set him on his way, sizzling bacon, oozing beans, smouldering eggs & hot steaming tea. Not forgetting the rigorous archery & target practice we had during the early hours, his bow & arrow hitting the spot with gusto....with spear throbb'in he set if on his Merry way... He will always be my Knight Rider xxxx
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

That's not a tripod Mike ;):laugh::laugh:





Sorry hotty I meant pea-shooter.
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
FY4MIKEH wrote:



Sorry hotty I meant pea-shooter.



:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:etc, etc, etc. You get the drift!!
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By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
jewdrop wrote:

Hi Jewdrop here aka Maid Marion, just like to say love being part if the Round Table. FY4 only way to travel.. knights in shining armour travelled without me on Saturday, as i was preparing my very own Sir RyderCup for his long journey with his own green tights brigade....Sir RyderCup was treated to a hearty breakfast to set him on his way, sizzling bacon, oozing beans, smouldering eggs & hot steaming tea. Not forgetting the rigorous archery & target practice we had during the early hours, his bow & arrow hitting the spot with gusto....with spear throbb'in he set if on his Merry way... He will always be my Knight Rider xxxx





Weyhey! My favourite, medieval porn!!:laugh:
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By FY4MIKEH 5 years ago
jewdrop wrote:

Hi Jewdrop here aka Maid Marion, just like to say love being part if the Round Table. FY4 only way to travel.. knights in shining armour travelled without me on Saturday, as i was preparing my very own Sir RyderCup for his long journey with his own green tights brigade....Sir RyderCup was treated to a hearty breakfast to set him on his way, sizzling bacon, oozing beans, smouldering eggs & hot steaming tea. Not forgetting the rigorous archery & target practice we had during the early hours, his bow & arrow hitting the spot with gusto....with spear throbb'in he set if on his Merry way... He will always be my Knight Rider xxxx





Ryder you really are a noble knight. Up to all that and then a cooked breakfast. Jewdrop keep up the good work.

Throbbing it was, he was walking over the Trent Bridge like John Wayne...bless.
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By seasider 5 years ago
Welcome Jewdrop
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