To start off a new section which I'd like to keep going this season ...

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/fmicronesiafootball.jpg_zpsfqu0wkoj.jpg

Micronesia results in the Pacific Games:

0-30 vs Tahiti

0-38 vs Fiji

0-46 vs Vanuatu



Conceding ... just 114 goals in 3 games

Footballer gets sent off. Click on the link to see what happens next....

Footballer angry!
daib0 wrote:To start off a new section which I'd like to keep going this season ...

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/fmicronesiafootball.jpg_zpsfqu0wkoj.jpg

Micronesia results in the Pacific Games:

0-30 vs Tahiti

0-38 vs Fiji

0-46 vs Vanuatu


Conceding ... just 114 goals in 3 games

Micronesia's coach admitted after the game that many of his players had never been on a full soccer field or left their island.

“It was boys against men” said the Micronesia coach, Stan Foster after the loss before adding that is was the first time on an 11-a-side pitch for many of his players. “It’s just so hard at this early stage – this is kindergarten for us,” he said. “We have to learn and to know that we go back we have to train harder and learn more skills. Most of these have never been out of their villages let alone on to another island. I took them to Guam the other day [and it was] the first time they’ve been on an elevator or an escalator. It’s been a huge step-up for these guys and they’ve just been overawed really."
I think Morty supports Micronesia.
CheshireSeasider wrote:I think Morty supports Micronesia.
😁😁😁
might have been on here once, but worth recuperating ...

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/British%20Defender%20Skills%20Checklist_zpsizdcdauf.gif
Sorry Daib0, just for you mate :D



Great nutmeg here!



TheSuffolkSeasider wrote:

Great nutmeg here!









Sadly wouldn't work at Bloomers, the flag would uproot from the mud :laugh:
BOOM!



CheshireSeasider wrote:

Sorry Daib0, just for you mate :D









:laugh::laugh:

Not sure how to put videos on yet so this hope this link is ok. Reminds me of Gary Sprake

This is just too good. What a team! You couldn't make it up!!
http://imgur.com/lgjmzHu
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/343_VanGaal.jpeg_zpsvxyatefq.jpg

harsh but ... :)




Hmm...
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/COy2x79UAAAjUKJ_zpsfnllfish.jpg
14 Year old Jordan Norman-Williams with the unbelievable tekkers ?
https://vine.co/v/OupIXPrdei7
Keeper fail
https://vine.co/v/eHvL5xEBjBa
Deluded!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/CTeEqCVWcAALkeV_zpsgzchv8pn.jpg


Ever seen a linesman dancing for the crowd? You have now....



https://twitter.com/FootballFunnys/status/665172263306678273





:laugh::laugh::laugh:
A friend of a friend saw a man drop his wallet and when he gave it to him the man said "Thank you so much, in reward I'll give you some advice. Stay away from Millwall on any day of the week."
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/1_zpsrprvgybn.jpg

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/daib0/General%20Football/2_zpsi517nyfr.jpg
Sam Allardyce at the local chip shop
The Rotherham united scout had heard about this young Syrian lad, travelled out to Aleppo to see him, is suitably impressed and he is signed up with Rotherham for a year.
He is sat on the bench, and Rotherham are 4-0 down with 10 minutes left, so the manager gives the nod, and on he goes. The kid is a sensation – he scores 5 goals in the 10 minutes and wins the game. The fans are delighted, and all the media love the new star.
When he comes out the changing rooms, he immediately phones his mother to tell her about his first appearance for the team. “Guess what”, he says, “I played for 10 minutes, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.”
“Let me tell you about our day”, said his mother. “Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of thieves and looters, and all while you were having such a great time.

The young Syrian lad is upset. “What can I say, Mum, I’m so sorry.”

“Sorry? You’re sorry?” says his mother. “It’s your fault we moved to Rotherham in the first place.”




Eva Carneiro's spell worked then...
As Christmas is nearing, we need to take time to think of those people less fortunate than others. My thoughts are with all the children this year, who will have to open a present containing an Aston Villa shirt...




"It's my ball, if I can't play then you can **** off and find your own"