‍Me and my family moved to this new town last week and I'm a little bit concerned. The town's doctor is Harold Shipman, the babysitter is Jon Venables, the school caretaker is Ian Huntley, the youth club is run by Myra Hindley, Jimmy Savile is in charge of the kids parties, but most disturbing of all the local football team is managed by Jose Mourinho.

daib0 wrote:

‍Me and my family moved to this new town last week and I'm a little bit concerned. The town's doctor is Harold Shipman, the babysitter is Jon Venables, the school caretaker is Ian Huntley, the youth club is run by Myra Hindley, Jimmy Savile is in charge of the kids parties, but most disturbing of all the local football team is owned by their mate Owen Oyston.

‍Fixed

‍Karius again with a howler



 “Cheesy chips”£6.50  bought by a Forest fan at Middlesbrough today .

What the fuck ha. 

‍West Ham fan threw a dildo on the pitch


‍Na..bored ref decided to whip it out and have a diddle mid match.

‍The petition to make Margaret Thatcher the face of the £50 note has currently got 11,259 signatures. The petition to get England and Leicester's Harry Maguire riding an inflatable unicorn on the £50 note has 15,807.

‍Not sure if this counts as funny but an England fan in Seville.

‍Make your own mind up if you think this is funny..

Leeds fan at Blackburn

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 Idiot.

‍Every city has it's heros

seasider wrote:

‍Make your own mind up if you think this is funny..

Leeds fan at Blackburn

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 Idiot.

‍Bet he doesn’t pick his kids up from school dressed like that... Then again, he is a Yorkshireman!

I think that's funny myself.

‍The best thing you will ever see. A goalkeeper trying to pass the penalty spot.


‍Liverpool have appealed to UEFA to get last nights score turned around due to the gas fitter in midfield not been corgi registered

‍The reason the new Spurs stadium has been delayed is because management is still deciding whether they need to build a trophy room or not.

‍Patrice Evra getting down with some chicken

‍Never been the same since Suarez used a term of endearment to him

‍five minutes later he was shitting through the eye of a needle.   

Funny ... but true!!


Pete O'Rourke
  
@SportsPeteO 

Fulham manager Claudio Ranieri has revealed defender Alfie Mawson injured himself while putting on his boots. #FFC