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By daib0 in

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11 months ago
RE: If ...
By daib0 11 months ago

Practice makes perfect


Nobody is perfect

then why practice anyway?

If... All the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

If... you write a book on failure and it doesn't sell is that considered a success?

Other silly examples you can make up?
RE: If ...
By Bally 11 months ago
If my auntie had bollocks would she be my uncle?
RE: If ...
By thetruth1953 11 months ago
Bally wrote:

If my auntie had bollocks would she be my uncle?

Only if you live in Burnley!!
RE: If ...
By daib0 11 months ago
didn't hold much hope out for some of you! :laugh::laugh:
RE: If ...
By Magic147 11 months ago
If I owned a football club and raped a 16 year old girl, would I still wear my fedora?
RE: If ...
By Qblock87 11 months ago
If I washed my python more often would women stop gagging on it?
RE: If ...
By bpoolkev1966 11 months ago
IF you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;

If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,

if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
RE: If ...
By Qblock87 11 months ago
If BST oust the Oystons I'll eat my hat!
RE: If ...
By tangerinejezza 11 months ago
If dickheads stopped driving in the middle lane , motoways would keep flowing
RE: If ...
By whitstabletangerine 11 months ago
IF, all the world was paper and all the sea was ink'

IF all the trees were bread and cheese, what would we have to drink.
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