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Hose pipe Ban

By seasider in

General Chat


4 months ago
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By seasider 4 months ago
On it's way on 5th August. How are we going to water the Chicken Shit on the Bloomfield Road pitch.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Bally 4 months ago
Sprinklers will be OK.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By thetruth1953 4 months ago
The Rapist will get a troupe of young girls to carry buckets of water from the penthouse to the pitch.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Bally 4 months ago
thetruth1953 wrote:

The Rapist will get a troupe of young girls to carry buckets of water from the penthouse to the pitch.





That does not make him a bad person
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Leesthedaddy 4 months ago
If you don’t get a letter through the door then is there not some form of legal loophole where you can claim ignorance?
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By thetruth1953 4 months ago
Leesthedaddy wrote:

If you don’t get a letter through the door then is there not some form of legal loophole where you can claim ignorance?





Act like KOKO then you'll get away with it through ignorance!!
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Magic147 4 months ago
Fully deserving of double exclamation marks.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Hero-of-the-night 4 months ago
My lawn needs watering so fuck the ban.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Qblock87 4 months ago
Hero-of-the-night wrote:

My lawn needs watering so fuck the ban.





Piss on it
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By thetruth1953 4 months ago
Qblock87 wrote:



Piss on it





He has been doing that, that's why it is yellow fuck all to do with the dry weather.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By whitstabletangerine 3 months ago
Don't panic, been called off.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By seasider 3 months ago
Not surprised with all this rain in the North!
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Bally 3 months ago
Fuck the ban



Tally Ho











Edit........wrong thread
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By daib0 3 months ago
I was so excited when the last hosepipe ban was lifted.. that



I wet my plants.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Qblock87 3 months ago
Daib0 told me he’d put a joke on this thread. I’ll be buggered if I can find it.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By GynnSquarePhoenix 3 months ago
Qblock87 wrote:

Daib0 told me he’d put a joke on this thread. I’ll be buggered if I can find it.





If that's the prize I've no doubt you're going to keep looking.
RE: Hose pipe Ban
By Qblock87 3 months ago
GynnSquarePhoenix wrote:



If that's the prize I've no doubt you're going to keep looking.





I’m sure I’ll never find it.
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