‍Houston TX have rejected the application from a Canadian company to open a brothel offering a selection of high-end sex dolls. You will have to got to Toronto if you want to have the experience.

‍Weird but good idea if stops rapists! Perhaps Owen would have liked.

Do they do an amputee granny dwarf model?

‍Go on... who is going to be the sick fuck who points out the fittest doll....

I don't know but there are some strange goings on in the boob department.

‍Cater for all needs.

I know what you mean though. Second one standing up to the left and the one sitting down on the bottom right.

seasider wrote:

 Second one standing up to the left...

‍I thought that was a bike rack.

‍what if you want her/it  to go on top?

Hero wrote:

‍what if you want her/it  to go on top?

‍ Each one comes with strings and a puppeteer.

‍Is the one right in the centre just a head? 

sudds green wrote:

‍Is the one right in the centre just a head? 

‍great at blowjobs.

‍Who has the wonderful job of cleaning them between pervs is what I would like to know.

Bally wrote:

‍Who has the wonderful job of cleaning them between pervs is what I would like to know.

‍ They just put them through a carwash upside down.

‍Douche 

Bentent wrote:

‍Douche 

‍So same as any knocking shop then.

‍Checkout these with a pulse,  you might fancy the dolls above when you see this lot without makeup. 

‍fuck me, I had to stop watching that. They were putting me off me pie!!


I’ll watch it when I’ve eaten. 

Is this an acceptable time to eat a pie?


What am I talking about? Of course it is.

‍that is exactly what beer goggles do too. Some bird starts off as a fat minger and after eight pints she is suddenly miss World!!


Women shouldn’t be able to do all that witch craft on their faces.


I disagree, I don't want to walk around seeing munters.

Ignorance is bliss.

Magic147 wrote:Is this an acceptable time to eat a pie?


What am I talking about? Of course it is.

‍Breakfast = Pie Barm

Dinner = Pie and chips

Tea = Double Pie and mash


Snacks = dinkie pork pies.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say..

What pie?

‍meat and potato or if I’m feeling exotic, Cornish Pasty!  

Right I'm off to get a Holland's Meat and Potato pie so I can start cooking it ready for tonight.
Magic147 wrote:Right I'm off to get a Holland's Meat and Potato pie so I can start cooking it ready for tonight.

‍eh??? Only takes 20mins in the oven.

The Pork Shop in Poulton do good pies.

Hero wrote:

‍eh??? Only takes 20mins in the oven.

‍ That's what it says on the bag, but oh no, you buy the frozen ones and you'll still be waiting for the centre to be hot three weeks later.

‍just eat them frozen... Pie lolly pop.

Summertime treat.

‍I thought this whole wigan pie thing was a myth until i ordered one from Galloways in wigan and the woman said "do you want that on a barmcake"

Fucking weirdos

Bentent wrote:

‍I thought this whole wigan pie thing was a myth until i ordered one from Galloways in wigan and the woman said "do you want that on a barmcake"

Fucking weirdos

‍pie barm is standard throughout Lancashire.

You’re the fucking weirdo!