I got:

- Boxers

- David Beckham shower gel.

- Jack Wills sprays 

- £30 in a card

Rocking around the Christmas Tree....

Only Fools & Horses Story 

Shower Gel (about 4 sets of the stuff, Wish wifey and daughters would discuss present buying)

Choccies 

The usual Xmas socks and undies

BEER 

Plus on a sad note 1 dead Canary 😢😢 

A canary is for life. Not just Christmas
Should have had a Turkey it would have gone further than a canary,  probably enough to  have had it cold today.
It will be cold today
Absolutely fuck all.
I asked for a fuck buddy, so he brought me a cheap blowup doll. 
McPoolmob wrote:I asked for a fuck buddy, so he brought me a cheap blowup doll. 

‍A brown one I hope.

My aftershave count keeps going up. I am happy with just one and takes me years to get through at least one. Have about 4 now after this Christmas and now have the difficult decision on which one to use. I would rather not have that dilemma every morning. 


Magic147 wrote:

‍A brown one I hope.

Do only the brown ones deserve to get fucked?

Racist git.

It's a good point.

To clarify, I think everyone deserves to get fucked.

Magic147 wrote:

It's a good point.

To clarify, I think everyone deserves to get fucked.

‍i wish you would.

Russian State television sent chocolate 'Salisbury Cathedrals' as gifts to politicians this year. 

Ha Ha
Magic147 wrote:

‍A brown one I hope.

‍Nope it is yellow with slit eyes.