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So what did Santa bring you?

By seasider in

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3 weeks ago
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By seasider 3 weeks ago

I got:

- Boxers

- David Beckham shower gel.

- Jack Wills sprays 

- £30 in a card

Rocking around the Christmas Tree....

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By bpoolkev1966 3 weeks ago

Only Fools & Horses Story 

Shower Gel (about 4 sets of the stuff, Wish wifey and daughters would discuss present buying)

Choccies 

The usual Xmas socks and undies

BEER 

Plus on a sad note 1 dead Canary 😢😢 

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Bally 3 weeks ago
A canary is for life. Not just Christmas
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RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By whitstabletangerine 3 weeks ago
Should have had a Turkey it would have gone further than a canary,  probably enough to  have had it cold today.
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Bally 3 weeks ago
It will be cold today
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Magic147 3 weeks ago
Absolutely fuck all.
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By McPoolmob 3 weeks ago
I asked for a fuck buddy, so he brought me a cheap blowup doll. 
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Magic147 3 weeks ago
McPoolmob wrote:I asked for a fuck buddy, so he brought me a cheap blowup doll. 

‍A brown one I hope.

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By seasider 3 weeks ago

My aftershave count keeps going up. I am happy with just one and takes me years to get through at least one. Have about 4 now after this Christmas and now have the difficult decision on which one to use. I would rather not have that dilemma every morning. 

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Hero 3 weeks ago

Magic147 wrote:

‍A brown one I hope.

Do only the brown ones deserve to get fucked?

Racist git.

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Magic147 3 weeks ago

It's a good point.

To clarify, I think everyone deserves to get fucked.

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Hero 3 weeks ago
Magic147 wrote:

It's a good point.

To clarify, I think everyone deserves to get fucked.

‍i wish you would.

RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By GynnSquarePhoenix 3 weeks ago

Russian State television sent chocolate 'Salisbury Cathedrals' as gifts to politicians this year. 

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RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By Bally 3 weeks ago
Ha Ha
RE: So what did Santa bring you?
By McPoolmob 3 weeks ago
Magic147 wrote:

‍A brown one I hope.

‍Nope it is yellow with slit eyes. 

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