Go easy on the Easter Eggs

Spent a fortune on the fuckers earlier, what the fuck do chocolate eggs have to do with Jesus dying?

What a load of shit.

And now I'm up because they wife is snoring like a fucking tractor.

What a load of shit.

Fuck Easter.

I'm up, baby is teething and waking up whole street nevermind neighbours.

Not a fan of Easter. Hard enough keeping my eldest away from Chocolate as it is! I will enjoy the left overs though.  

Magic147 wrote:

Spent a fortune on the fuckers earlier, what the fuck do chocolate eggs have to do with Jesus dying?

What a load of shit.

Because to believe the story you must be Quackers. 🤣🤣🤣

It’s all to do with the end of lent and in the times when Q was a teenager, eggs were fertile until Easter. That’s shrove Tuesday you used them up and now you could start eating them again. 

The rest was the church high jacking pagan festivals to keep the masses under control. 

Was in the garden at 6.30 hiding Easter eggs. I do enjoy the innocence of a child waking up to see if the Easter bunny has been. 
seasider wrote:

 I do enjoy the innocence of a child waking up to see if the Easter bunny has been. 


A child’s imagination has no limits.

Not seen Blackpool front this busy in a long time. Cars blocking roads and no one handing out tickets. Nightmare!