Thought I'd just severed an artery. Anyone ever had bleeding piles?

Had the usual monthly toilet blockage issue last week so I was forced to go to the gym. Blocked their toilet and left.

Otherwise unremarkable movements in recent times.

Are you sure it is piles and not an anal fissure, similar in nature and can hurt when on the go.

I have had a fissure thought it was piles until doc said my self diagnosis was incorrect.

Bright red shouldn't be a problem but if dark red or brownish blood then that could be a different ball game altogether.

Good luck with it.

Bright red so I reckon we're good.

Is anal fission the future of renewable energy?

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You may wish to reconsider that idea.

Yes. Usually see a bit of blood when the old pileys are at their worst. 

Do women get piles?

Yep especially after childbirth.

They get piles of washing.

WAHEY

Am I the only one who doesnt have toilet troubles?

It sounds fucking rank.

You don't eat or drink enough crap.
This high brow thread is why I love BHS so much. 
coinslot wrote:This high brow thread is why I love BHS so much. 
the Bowels, Hemorrhoids & Shit forum
A problem shared is a problem halved. 
seasider wrote:You don't eat or drink enough crap.
Are you sure??? I near enough live in the pub.
coinslot wrote:This high brow thread is why I love BHS so much. 
It's just good to have such a supportive community where any problem, no matter how disgusting, can be shared and ridiculed for the benefit of the group.