I always said I wouldn't get my Son a games console until he was older but caved in and got a Nintendo Switch for his birthday. Anyone got one and can recommend a good game for a young kid?
I'm stoned and thought I'd just opened the joke thread on the worst joke ever. 
seasider wrote:I always said I wouldn't get my Son a games console until he was older but caved in and got a Nintendo Switch for his birthday. Anyone got one and can recommend a good game for a young kid?

Welcome to the world of lazy parenting, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without it.

“Dad, I’ve got a headache!”  iPad 

“Dad, I’ve not done my homework!” Mobile

Dad, come home from the pub!” Switch

Dad, I’m hungry!” PS4

Magic147 wrote:I'm stoned and thought I'd just opened the joke thread on the worst joke ever. 
Lee has about 20 kids. He must have one in his household. 
Hero wrote:

Welcome to the world of lazy parenting, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without it.

“Dad, I’ve got a headache!”  iPad 

“Dad, I’ve not done my homework!” Mobile

Dad, come home from the pub!” Switch

Dad, I’m hungry!” PS4

"Husband, put Emmerdale on" FIFA 20
seasider wrote:Lee has about 20 kids. He must have one in his household. 
"Husband, put Emmerdale on" FIFA 20
Do you not have a yard for your wife to sweep?  Women should never be allowed near the TV remote.
seasider wrote:I always said I wouldn't get my Son a games console until he was older but caved in and got a Nintendo Switch for his birthday. Anyone got one and can recommend a good game for a young kid?

Make the most of it. Blink and they’re asking for a car. 

Then when you’re staying awake at night because one of them is out driving.