My lesbian neighbour's recently asked me to help them conceive a child.They said they didn't mind doing it the "old fashioned way" as they were both very liberal minded.Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm wondering if I should tell them I had the Snip last year ....?😮

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6 months???? I wouldn’t last 5 seconds.
Tell her the baby will probably cause her internal irritation during the pregnancy with its tache and mullet.
Hero wrote:6 months???? I wouldn’t last 5 seconds.
I thought you shagged birds like that every week?

Just shout up if you need some help there mate - don't want to see you too worn out

Always thinking of my pals 👍😛

Tell her fuck all and blame them when they haven’t conceived after two years 👍
Trying the old-fashioned way once in 6 months might not do the trick, Q
The snip?  Does that mean we have to start reading your posts in a high-pitched voice?
tangerine77 wrote:I thought you shagged birds like that every week?
Don’t be fucking stupid, mine are 2 seconders.
Looks like they’re going to a funeral?
Leesthedaddy wrote:Looks like they’re going to a funeral?
Bet Hugh Hefner’s funeral must have looked like that.