I’ve recently built a small bar in our back garden. We’re planing on having parties for the euros and we are looking to employ a midget to run our bar.

Does anyone know of any short people who are looking for work. We’ll pay them cash in hand.

Cheers.

Hero wrote:

I’ve recently built a small bar in our back garden. We’re planing on having parties for the euros and we are looking to employ a midget to run our bar.

Does anyone know of any short people who are looking for work. We’ll pay them cash in hand.

Cheers.

Try the other board. 
Magic147 wrote:Try the other board. 
Which ones that?
Hero wrote:Which ones that?
A View From The Turnips has its fair share of vertically challenged gentlemen, apparently. 
Can’t be arsed signing up. I’ve tried looking for midgets of the job centre website but there aren’t any. 
Mikefy4
As long as you don't mind barmen who wear make-up

You could call it “ Big Dicks Halfway Inn”

It’ll remind your Mrs of me😁

What's the salary?
Mike will drink you dry.
tangerine77 wrote:Mike will drink you dry.
That is disgusting! 
seasider wrote:What's the salary?
Minimum wage, 11 pound per hour. 
Bernie Ecclescake the F1 not tall at all chappy.