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RE: Joke Corner
By Bally 2 weeks ago

‍The wife bought me a Rolex for my birthday, "Do you like it?"

She asked. "It's great, it will always remind me of your pussy." I answered.

"Is it because it's precious and sexy?" She inquired.

"No," I replied, "It's a bit loose on my wrist!"

RE: Joke Corner
By daib0 2 weeks ago

‍Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
...

It's unthinkable

RE: Joke Corner
By Magic147 2 weeks ago
daib0 wrote:

‍Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
...

It's unthinkable

‍Haha that's brilliant.

RE: Joke Corner
By GynnSquarePhoenix 1 week ago

‍Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window...


Bloody toot and car moon!

RE: Joke Corner
By GynnSquarePhoenix 1 week ago

‍I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.


Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him...


To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him!

RE: Joke Corner
By tangerinejezza 1 week ago

To the person who stole my antidepressants.......










I hope you’re happy now!

RE: Joke Corner
By Magic147 1 week ago
tangerinejezza wrote:

To the person who stole my antidepressants.......










I hope you’re happy now!

‍Ha, that reminds me of an old Bob Monkhouse joke.

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."

RE: Joke Corner
By Bally 5 days ago

‍Details from Elisabeth Fritzel's diary have been released and make fascinating reading


Monday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Tuesday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Wednesday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Thursday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Friday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Saturday

Stayed in - Dad visited and shagged me


Sunday

Got out and went to watch Everton

Wish I had stayed in with dad

RE: Joke Corner
By daib0 4 days ago

‍Whoever invented the knock knock joke...


Should get a Nobell prize...

RE: Joke Corner
By daib0 7 hours ago

‍Why did Karl Marx only write in small letters?

He hated capitalism...

RE: Joke Corner
By tangerinejezza 3 hours ago
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