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Talking crap thread

By SeasiderSuz in

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5 years ago
RE: Talking crap thread
By SeasiderSuz 5 years ago
Come one, come all. Just post any old crap on this one.



Do they have any meats on sticks? ;)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, wibble wobble wibble wobble, jelly on a plate.

Any good Suz?!:crazy: :laugh:
RE: Talking crap thread
By Qblock87 5 years ago
For some time now, many of us have wondered exactly who Jack shit is.



We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Shit do you?'

Or is it just me?

Anyway, thanks to my research into geneaology, you can now answer intellectually to this statement.

Jack Shit is actually the only son of Awe Shit, who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep n' Shit ltd.

Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the couple had 6 beautiful children: Hollie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, A College drop out.

After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce, and she remarried Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.



Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit, and had a child with a rather nervous disposition called Chicken Shit.

Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. the local newspaper covered the 'Shit-Happens' event calling it the wedding of the year.

Finally, Bull Shit decided to travel the world far and wide, and eventually returned home, with a new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So, now if anyone claims you don't know Jack Shit, you can tell them otherwise.
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Qblock87 wrote:

For some time now, many of us have wondered exactly who Jack shit is.



We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Shit do you?'

Or is it just me?

Anyway, thanks to my research into geneaology, you can now answer intellectually to this statement.

Jack Shit is actually the only son of Awe Shit, who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep n' Shit ltd.

Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the couple had 6 beautiful children: Hollie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, A College drop out.

After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce, and she remarried Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.



Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit, and had a child with a rather nervous disposition called Chicken Shit.

Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. the local newspaper covered the 'Shit-Happens' event calling it the wedding of the year.

Finally, Bull Shit decided to travel the world far and wide, and eventually returned

home, with a new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So, now if anyone claims you don't know Jack Shit, you can tell them otherwise.







This, and other jokes by Q, will be found in the BHS joke section. Check it out. He's very funny!
RE: Talking crap thread
By SeasiderSuz 5 years ago
Q & Hotpot...shine on you crazy diamond(s) :D Friday night is my favourite night of the week...doo doo doo doo :D
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Q and Hotpot sitting in a tree

But it's not the same tree as me!

His is up north, mine is down south

Along came Jezza to put words in my mouth!:laugh:
RE: Talking crap thread
By louise_a 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:



This, and other jokes by Q, will be found in the BHS joke section. Check it out. He's very funny!





How much have you had to drink tonight?
RE: Talking crap thread
By seasider 5 years ago
This could kill the longest thread attempt thread :D
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
louise_a wrote:



How much have you had to drink tonight?



Nothing yet Louise! Just about to though, usual glass of cider!
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
seasider wrote:

This could kill the longest thread attempt thread :D



Hell of a long way to go though, Seasider!



Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong iddle i po
RE: Talking crap thread
By blackpool ger 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Q and Hotpot sitting in a tree

But it's not the same tree as me!

His is up north, mine is down south

Along came Jezza to put his **** in my mouth!:laugh:

RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
blackpool ger wrote:





Why would he put four asterisks in my mouth Ger?! You're weird! X
RE: Talking crap thread
By blackpool ger 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Why would he put four asterisks in my mouth Ger?! You're weird! X





Surely you haven't just noticed that? X ykw
RE: Talking crap thread
By Tangoman 5 years ago
Weird is the new cool! ;)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
blackpool ger wrote:



Surely you haven't just noticed that? X ykw



No, just didn't want to draw attention to the fact! :laugh: X ykw 2u2!
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Tangoman wrote:

Ger is the new cool! ;)

RE: Talking crap thread
By SeasiderSuz 5 years ago
I might have said this before but I love Pink Floyd. :D
RE: Talking crap thread
By Tangoman 5 years ago
Ger has always been cool! ....... You never visited Glasgow, hotpot? ;)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
SeasiderSuz wrote:

I might have said this before but I love Pink Floyd. :D



Saw them at Earl's Court in '94. Wish I'd ignored the 'no photos' warning! Absolutely amazing! :D
RE: Talking crap thread
By Tangoman 5 years ago
PULSE disk 2 coming up!



"I've been mad for fucking years!" ;)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Tangoman wrote:

Ger has always been cool! ....... You never visited Glasgow, hotpot? ;)



Nope, nearest I've got to Glasgow is junction 13 on the A74m! ;)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Several species of small furry animals gathered in a cave and grooving to a pict! Come back aa oo ooh!
RE: Talking crap thread
By Tangoman 5 years ago
Lancashirehotpot wrote:

Nope, nearest I've got to Glasgow is junction 13 on the A74m! ;)





Means nowt to me, only ever been there on the train! :laugh:
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
I could tell you of some stunning places in Scotland, sadly trains don't go anywhere near them! Your loss Tangoman!:)
RE: Talking crap thread
By Tangerine_tide 5 years ago
I read a book once , green it was !
RE: Talking crap thread
By seasider 5 years ago
Loch Fyne is nice in Scotland.



Rise above the hang over, be strong.
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
Falls of Foyers, the drive through Glenshee, anywhere in the Grantown-on-spey area, The Trossachs........don't think it's there anymore but Cameron Loch Lomond bear park. Having a huge black bear staring at you almost nose to nose through the car window. Bloody scary yet beautiful at the same time!
RE: Talking crap thread
By tangerinejezza 5 years ago
Only ever been to Scotland working! Must have been 20 times! Some nice places some crap!
RE: Talking crap thread
By Qblock87 5 years ago
Scotland's friendliest motorway?



M8.
RE: Talking crap thread
By Lancashirehotpot 5 years ago
You take the high road and I'll take the low road, I'll be in Loch Lomond afore ye!
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